This is it

“Gideon had threescore and thirteen. And the frogs which he spendeth as a lamp unto my Father. And when the LORD shall rise up against us: they shall become heaps, and the elders of Gilead come the young men to Joppa, and call understanding thy kinswoman: That they gathered together all the souls of the sacrifice of peace offerings, he blessed him there. Now the birth of a city in peace, and at the same day. And king David live for ever: But though he was afraid, after he hath given me. And Jesus said, Now will I go away, stand not in the eleventh year of his enemies.”

Now allow me to explain. My friend Speder constructed a program that pieces together random bits of texts after being “fed” sample texts. He’s fed it well over 100 books. My guess is that he decided to make one that just sampled the bible.

Note that while none of it makes sense, it is (for the most part) grammatically correct.

You can play with it here.  Just refresh the page for a new one.